5/08/2006

David Blaine sucks

I mean he can't even hold his breath for 9 minutes? Come on! The promos were saying that he was going to drown if he couldn't hold his breath for that long. They are liars. What a let down.

While watching his special tonight, I was very happy to see his gray and wrinkled hands and feet. They looked like they were about to fall off. Mmmmm decomposed-looking appendages. As if I needed another reason to be nauseous.

Why was I initially nauseous? Some kind of stomach virus I think. I stayed by the toilet a good amount time from Saturday around 11pm to Monday 10am-ish.

1 comment:

jwiltshire said...

David Blaine is, has been, and pretty much will always be, a tool. That is all.