2/27/2005

Always the wingman, never the man

Things I must always remind myself:
-when going out drinking with two guys that like drinking, don't try and keep up
-when people drink, they get horny
-because of this and being such a good friend, you must volunteer yourself to strike up a conversation with potential one night stand material (many times this is unsuccessful but you need to give it a try)
-always have someone to walk you home after bar closing because walking home alone is scary

***Just to clarify, I am not the one partaking in the one night stands. My friends do but not I.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did I miss something this weekend? Or is this just a random thought blog?

Anonymous said...

I think you might be getting a phone call from your mom.