8/01/2007

Brewer's Baseball Basics for Women

This is an actually class that is being taught in Milwaukee. My head hangs in shame. "For Women?" Please. It should not be limited to just women. I know a few idiot men who don't get baseball either. But from the description of the class, it seems pretty sweet. Perhaps I shall play dumb and join the class.

"Um, what do you call it when that person with the bat hits that white thing up in the air, and it only stays in the brown sand area...you know like it doesn't go further out to the green area...what happens then? I know its called something because my big bo-hunky boyfriend that knows everything about sports always has to remind me of that rule. That guy with the bat gets, like, a touchdown right?"

At least the person teaching the class is a woman. The title of the class still sounds demeaning.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holland, the real point of the class is that you can dress up like a sausage. Also, you might meet J.J. Hardy.

Holland said...

JJ Hardy is pretty