12/29/2012

Songs that trigger randomly weird memories

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Recently I was going through my music and came upon an old song that I once downloaded for my sister's house parties (she wanted dance m...
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12/28/2012

Remember that time my sister was (and still is) a big pants-on-fire-liar?

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Almost every woman (and man, even if he doesn't want to admit it) within my age range has the same feeling about Alanis Morrisette's...
12/16/2012

Holy Mark Ruffalo was that man good looking!

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So the only knowledge that I have of Chris Sarandon is that he was once married to Susan Sarandon and he is the bad guy from The Prin...
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12/05/2012

Photos of me = ridiculous faces and poor wardrobe selections

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[whispery voice] confessions [/unwhispery voice] I am a lifelong horribly unphotogentic person. One might think, by my self-deprecating se...
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11/18/2012

You are cool, and I mean that in the non-sarcastic way

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I like to think that I have a lot of friends. My weekends typically don't end up being lonely, because I usually have someone to hang ou...
11/13/2012

Laundromat is the new bus

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In the year and a half that I haven't been updating this blog, I have moved to a new apartment and a new neighborhood. In my old apart...
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11/05/2012

Things that are better than...

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I sit at my desk lightly clearing my throat followed by a swallow when I feel it..the beginning stage of a sore throat. You know that feelin...
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10/28/2012

It's not me, It's you...Err...Reverse That

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This might be shocking for you to find out, but I never broke up with anyone. In my prior dating experiences, the break up was mutual or it ...
10/21/2012

They only bite you if they like you

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*taps on microphone* Hello?....Is anyone there?.... Wow. I haven't updated this blog in over 17 months. Even then, I only did so spari...
5/26/2011

Fashion Advice from a Hobo

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I am well aware that I should not be dispensing any fashion advice or criticism. I have been told that I dress like a hobo (a cute hobo of c...
5/21/2011

I Love People Watching...Especially When Said People are Dancing!

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My worked asked me to staff another client's Annual Meeting. Having never attended another clients' meeting, I agreed, hoping that I...
5/06/2011

Weird People Like To Talk To Me

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I have stated before that while waiting for/riding the bus I attempt to ward off random strangers from talking to me by wearing sunglasses, ...
5/03/2011

All the Celebrities I Will See In My Life Have Been Seen In One Day This Past Weekend

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While in Washington DC, I happened to stay in the same hotel that was holding the White House Correspondent's Dinner. Win! While I was n...
3/28/2011

I Practice My Flirting Skillzzzz with the TSA Agents

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After my initial flight to Philadelphia got canceled and waiting four hours for my rescheduled flight, I decided that instead of being crabb...
12/21/2010

Mom Quote Win

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Three Background Pieces of Information (for those that don't already know): My Dad is white My Mom is American Indian/Native American/In...
12/16/2010

Another Success Interaction with a Man!

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As the weather gets colder, the bus ride home gets more crowded. Usually I end up standing in the aisle because every single seat is taken....
12/06/2010

Remember That Time My Dad Was a Big Fat Liar?

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So as a child, I was more than a little gullible. My Dad once told me that my Mom was Tina Turner. For some reason I was dumb enough to bel...
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10/23/2010

Only In Milwaukee's Trendy and Fashionable Eastside

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I guess you could say I have experience my first attempted mugging...kinda, sorta. While walking to a bar to watch the Wisconsin game with s...
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9/02/2010

Campaign to Bring Back the VHS Tape

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Today at work someone was talking about The Goonies and dared insinuated that I was too young to know the reference. I responded with somet...
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8/28/2010

What Not To Do When Cute Guy Talks To You On Bus

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So, of course these examples are pure fiction. None of these things happened to a particularly awkward 27 year old woman living and working...
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